The Sixth Trial: Group B

[hot_mess_express]

[Upon entering your assigned door, you find yourself in what appears to be a dressing room. Right now it's bare of supplies -- instead there's a pair of laminated posters laying on the makeup counter. Across the top of the first is a theme in big, cheerful font:

An Action-Packed Crime Drama
Starring: Not You!

Below that is a set of blanks, to be filled out by you with the marker provided:

Characters: ________, ________, ________
Nouns: ________, ________, ________
Verbs: ________, ________, ________

The second poster is similar, but most of it's totally blank.

████████████████
Starring: ________, ________, ________

Characters: ████████, ████████, ████████
Nouns: ████████, ████████, ████████
Verbs: ████████, ████████, ████████

Now what do we do here...?]

Comments

[voreaciously]

[WHY DO YOU GET TO SIT OUT]

Would this not suit you more?

[you have like, a personality]

[acts_her_age]

[learn the power of "dibs"]

Me, really? I don't think I'd be very believable in... well, the majority of genres.

[voreaciously]

You could absolutely head a crime family.

[acts_her_age]

Maybe if I had a cat.